Thursday, May 1, 2014

Long live the Kings Air Force!

A New Ace fights for the CGP in the airs, gets 12 downed air crafts

A recent occurrence has baffled the CGP leadership
, a member of the small "Kings Air Force" has recently been credited with over 12 in his two day career in the air force of the CGRA. It has also been revealed that he is a serf! [Insert "Gasp!"] He has been flying the king's legitimate lands, fighting the proles. He is simply referred to as "Lord Flashheart," of course, the "Lord" part is just a joke. In an interview, he said "Woof!" and left playing annoying music. Who is this illusive person?

Here is a photo of him in action, long live the aristocracy!
It is interesting to note the fact that the air force is flying missions for the CGP and will continue to protect the Provisional Student Government. When asked about his opinion on the PSG, he insightfully said "Woof! Woof! Gaughus, Woof!"
A party secretary said this about his statement: "Truly inspiring stuff, I agree with what he said about our victory."
He was also asked about his opinion on his becoming an ace, he said "Woof! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof! Woof!" Great stuff.
-This is as it was reported on CPR (Canadianese Public Radio.)



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